Pretty Little Girls Should Be more careful..

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

justnabingaround:

when the person you hate tries to talk to you

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saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:


“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”

  #not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded  

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop
wowbandwhores:

ultrafacts:

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Can I just cry from the beauty of this?

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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