The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
"ke$ha isn’t talented!"
"I bet she doesn’t even write her own songs"
"she obviously went to rehab because she’s a drunk slut"
"ke$ha probably isn’t involved at all with her music except for her vocals, which are nothing but autotune"
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit